You are really going to giggle on this one....Penny Ladnier

>A woman who was near death insisted that she be buried with her fabric
>stash. As she passed away, she saw a white light and followed it until
>she found herself in a mystical place,
>surrounded by men and women who wandered about
>admiring bolt on bolt of beautiful fabric on shelves stretching on
>for as far as the eye could see! Overjoyed, the woman
>turned to a lady who was running her hands with pleasure over
>a rich and costly silk, and said "This is a wonderful place! Is it
heaven??"
> The lady replied, "No, this is hell. There aren't any scissors."